Wizard Fingers

The phenomenon of taking to many uppers and your fingers then proceeding to look like they are casting spells.

"Tony was fucked last night, did you see his wizard fingers"

by MerlinsFingers March 20, 2022

Wizards Slippers

When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.

She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!

by mattska February 24, 2010

Wizard of Oz'd

When you fuck a person behind a curtain or something thin when other people are around.

"Dude I Wizard of Oz'd that chick last weekend."

People fuck in the shower while others are using the bathroom.

People fuck in a room that is only separated by a sheet wall, while a bunch of other people are on the other side doing something else.

by victoryismine06 October 14, 2010

Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

flesh wizard

A synonym for a woman who has male reproductive organs in addition to female ones.

"Hey, do you think Stacey is hot?" "No dude, I hear that she's a Flesh wizard."

by skiniotes September 28, 2009