twooshbag

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

by xsforis March 28, 2008

toof piQ

dis craka foo frum asheville

toof piQ b dat craka foo frum asheville?

by h8a September 19, 2004

twood

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

toofs

a socially retarded, materialistic, stuck up, female whom everyone wants to see savagely murdered.

MANDI; people who believe in diesel jeans; people who value clothes and money above more important things; people who use big words to make others think they are intelligent.

by Nap. Dy. September 8, 2004

twoop

To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.

I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.

by The Twooper April 10, 2009

twoob

(Twilight + n00b) someone that hasn't read all of the books in the Twilight series.

"She obviously was a twoob, since she didn't know vampires sparkle."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009

twofer

An exam or test given previously by your current Professor (best) that you use as a study guide. An exam or test given previously to the current class, but not by the same Professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).

The Phi Zappa Crappa fraternity has the best twofer archive on campus!

by PopNoKick November 4, 2013