Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.

Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.

by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT

by Blakester04 January 1, 2024

The Terminator

The act of a woman on her period positioning her body at a 45 degree angle pointing her vagina towards the ceiling. She then stays there allowing the period blood drip to down until it is covering her butthole. She then proceeds to fart making a sweet wet gelatinous sound which fills the air with the smell of iron.

Girl 1: “Hey I heard you were on your period have you ever done The Terminator?”
Girl 2: “No, what’s The Terminator”
Girl 1: “Oh it’s a period blood covered fart”
Girl 1: “Pretty cool right?”

by Sir.MangoIII April 26, 2020

Terminal Mass

Terminal mass

The amount of lean muscle mass a bodybuilder’s frame can hold before their waste and midsection need to grow and expand to accommodate the new size.

Both Ronnie Coleman and Phil Heath had very small waists and tight mud sections until they passed their personal terminal mass and their waist need to accommodate the new amount of muscle

by The real Hank Contos July 23, 2022

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024