Adult Swim

Block of Cartoons for the older crowd.

Was much much Better when they just had the old people getting into the pool as bumps instead of nonsensical BS that nobody feels like reading.

by T December 7, 2004

swim the Tiber

To convert to Roman Catholicism. Used chiefly by Anglo-Catholics and other English-speaking former Protestants.

Realizing that I was no longer afraid of the funny outfits and that I would just be a White Anglo-Saxon Papist, I decided to swim the Tiber.

by Guthlac A July 10, 2010

swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017