strife

Something you hold into when you're young

Commonly associated with holding your gonads

Squirrel #1: When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

by thisismyusernamek November 3, 2012

stiffy

An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.

We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.

by Dude_75 April 17, 2006

cloud strife

the main character of the coolest video game ever: final fantasy 7.

"Let's mosey!" "Dang!!! again! can't you say move out or something cool like that?!" "umm... Move out!" - cloud strife and cid highwind

by Blitza Quadra April 13, 2003

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Cloud Strife

1) Former member of Soldier who became a mercenary, hired by Avalanche

2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova

3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'

4) Has spikey yellow hair

5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart

"But the planets dieing Cloud!" - Barret

by David Auger April 19, 2003

strifle

a combination of the words strife, and trifle.

strife meaning difficultly, trifle meaning, not really very important.

so, when your wasting your time encountering much difficulty, for something that's of little importance, you are strifling.

man, what a strifle i had setting up this windows 3.1 machine for my dead amish grandmother!

by bridenthegoatchoker June 12, 2007

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie" movie series.
Noun: The fucking monster, the fucking evil, or the fucing king ....

Who wants to enjoy the life with girls....
No tension at all..
And do not do real love...

My name is Stiffler and i love to Fuck...

by Akhilesh Stiffler... November 23, 2010