Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Stardew

a game that made my best friend GEMINI leave cause I've been forgetting to buy it for a year

"GET STARDEW"

by Ren__!! June 14, 2021

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013

The X Strategy

The best way to win battle ship

Let’s win the game using The X Strategy.

by Zack Schader September 29, 2020

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

strategery

N. An ill-conceived and/or poorly-executed plan of action (which would be considered "strategy" were it not so ill-conceived and/or poorly-executed).

The Iraq post-war operation has proven to be a masterful piece of strategery.

by Viet-Tam Luu July 8, 2004