Status Effects 

Fucking annoying.

why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?

Status Effects by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022

Status-Jacked 

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

Status-Jacked by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

Status Quote 

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

Status Quote by Bagginski March 2, 2010

Status Stutter 

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

Status Stutter by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009

Status Fart 

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

Status Fart by yaknowwww January 9, 2011

Status Killer 

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.

Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"

Status Killer by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011

status masterbation 

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

status masterbation by andmybow February 20, 2014