Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from

we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.

by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008

smorgy

When two mexicans (graham crackers), a caucasian (marshmallow), and black (chocolate) have an orgy.

BOB: yo ron!! what did you do last night?!
RON: had a smorgy!!!
BOB: with those two spics living in the storage next to you and that porch monkey down the road?
RON: yeahhhhh, getting me some mexican pussy!
BOB: gotta love those loose fish tacos!

by rawrawrawrah December 31, 2008

snorgtees girl

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".

Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*

by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010

smorgledorf

An ass goblin that can be a charcter from Lord of the Rings

That was so smorgledorf of you, you little ass goblin

by Shmo April 18, 2003

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

Smorgy

The true definition starts with a batch of good ol' smores.After these are done you call up a couple of the hoes and then have a big orgy while eating the smores.Its delicious.

Hey Bob remember when we called Kelly and Jessica up and had that smorgy.That was awesome.

by Troy P. August 13, 2006

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004