Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

squinted eye

a person of asain descent

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

Squinky

Tickling of ones gooch till you bust a nut

Im gonna give this guy a good ass squinky if he behaves on the date

by A professor October 5, 2015

squink

Thae last little dribble of sperm after sex. Can also refer to a man of small stature that feels the need to overcompensate by putting down small children and his immediate employees so he can feel better about being short.

Honey..there is a litte squink... and ...That guy I work for is a real squink!

by Tannasgh April 27, 2005

squinting

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

by cobie_ May 10, 2015

Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008