Definitions by cobie_

Mr. Tot 

A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.

Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."

Mr. Tot by cobie_ February 24, 2023

Kage 

Just an overall awesome bro. He'll always do jumping jacks with you, even if he's tired. Need a ride? He's got you covered. His car always has gas in it, and he'll be happy to drive anywhere you want to go. He's calm, super focused, and very skinny. Sometimes he goes out of his way to talk to everyone at a party just to make some friends. If you ever meet a Kage, be sure to stick around because he'll surely leave a good impression on you.

Person 1: "Hey, have you met Kage?"
Kage: "Met him? I am Kage!"

Kage by cobie_ February 24, 2023

Michigan Slammer 

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

Michigan Slammer by cobie_ June 10, 2021

squinting 

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

squinting by cobie_ May 10, 2015