friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

Pimp Squat

A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.

"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..

by diegodondoem June 20, 2009

Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.

"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"

by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017

Squat Brothel

Make shift temporary Brothels set up in abandoned foreclosed houses.

Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.

by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011

Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.

Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....

by 467347 January 25, 2012

Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.

Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.

by like snowboarding April 1, 2011

urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.

John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009