She-Squatch

a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. Allegedly the character Chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.

"Last week when we were camping i thought I saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!"

by justajanuarytree April 15, 2009

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

Alley Squat

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.

Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

polar squatch

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out

Polar Squatch! I tap!!!

by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020

Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023