SPLOOP

SPERM, BLOOD, AND POOP. All combined into one concotion.

When you and your GF are doing butt stuff and you look down and see sploop on your dick.

by Popeye loves spinach May 12, 2016

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

Splood

A mixture of semen and blood that results from either rough sex or from sex while a girl is menstruateing

"Man, I fucked that slut senseless and afterwards there was splood everywhere!"

by P-money April 26, 2006

Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.

OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.

by Mond and Morley January 7, 2008

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005