Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

free speech

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

by Moose September 23, 2003

speed racer

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.

Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!

by Cellist December 19, 2003

Fuck her speechless

v. To make a woman have multiple strong orgasms until she cannot talk.

Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.

by old one January 10, 2011

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

Speedy Gonzalez

When one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee.

Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack?

You: No, but I can make you a Speedy Gonzalez.

by Quigonzo March 16, 2012

Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole

Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick

by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010