Skylanders. A game that parents would do anything to erase it from existence. It pulls kids in, with these colourful and coo-coo characters, to put them on a plastic toy called the "Portal of Power". Put the toys on, it sends in game. Sounds like a nice concept, right? But activision took it a step further and made MILLIONS of these characters, that are overpriced. And what do you get when you complete the game, with your team of over 100 cheap plastic toys? Knowing there is not going to be dinner on the table because of the massive debt your parents own BECAUSE you had to bail out just because "It's the last one, pleaseeeeeee?"
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.
"Portal Masters! We need you to buy more Skylanders to help fight chaos!"
*Helps the store selling them instead.*
*Helps the store selling them instead.*
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A bitch-ass hoe who will do anything to fuck a guy named Enrique. Even if it means sticking a pencil that she received from him up her butt.
Skyla a hoe!
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Skyland is strange
by boris October 14, 2003
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2)N. Someone who hasn't gotten laid in years.
3)N. An individual who goes on vacation with his parents.
Usually wasting the time they could be banging hot chicks
in Hawaii with his retarted nose stuffed in a shadowrun book.
2)N. Someone who hasn't gotten laid in years.
3)N. An individual who goes on vacation with his parents.
Usually wasting the time they could be banging hot chicks
in Hawaii with his retarted nose stuffed in a shadowrun book.
1) "He sure is fun to hang out with, but why does he always skylar out?"
2) "That dude hasn't gotten laid in so long, he is such a skylar."
2) "That dude hasn't gotten laid in so long, he is such a skylar."
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Get the Skylar mug.A backstabbing bitch who only cares about herself and her popularity. She is very childish and can often drop you like a bag of hot potatoes . But that's none of my buisness .
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