shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

A Shooting Star

When you’re laying on your back and fart, it sneaks up your vagina and it pops on the tip of your clit.

“I was watching Degrassi last night, and when I seen drake I let out a shooting star.”

by Witch_Devil May 14, 2023

minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft

Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade

by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

Shootin' the Works

When you go to the sacred level beyond that of ham in any type of environment. Few reach this level and those who do are in an exclusive club. Baloney->Ham->Shootin the Works!!!.
WARNING: Shootin the Works can cause EXTREME damage.

bro during that fight he went above ham"."oh so he was shootin' the works

by [The New Work Makers] December 12, 2010

Shogting

1. The act of shooting a video or firearm manufactured in a foreign country.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.

2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.

1. (On instruction manual) Video Studio is video-editing software that makes editing your movies as fun as shogting them.

2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!

by amosmyn January 12, 2011

Shootin' Helicopters

When a boy/man, walks to a urinal, begins to urinate and waves his dick around the surface of the urinal as if to hit imaginary targets inside of the urinal. It can be quite entertaining to watch them spaz out while pissing.

Boy 1- "Did you see that guy in the bathroom?? WTF was he doing wavin' his dick around like that??"

Boy 2- "I dont know dude, maybe he was shootin' helicopters."

by Same_old_douche January 23, 2011