Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schmucklehead

noun: Schmuck+Knucklehead

1) One who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way...

2) One who puts puts laughter over anothers well being

1)He's passed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead

2)Would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin poop under my car door handle!

by Jew-bacca October 11, 2011

schmuck muck

A dumb person

Jazmin is a schmuck muck

by pliop September 8, 2016

Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 22, 2018

Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.

That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.

by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019