schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

Schindler's List

a dope movie

"hey you seen that dope movie called Schindler's List?"

by billcosbyjr October 4, 2021

Schlinourmous

Even larger than a Schliant

Joanne:He has a Schlong
Jessica: No he has a Schliant
Prostitute walking by: Trust me... he has a Schlinourmous

by Joe Dirty Panties April 12, 2008

Schlinn

A word used to describe someone who has done something wrong.

Shut up schlinn

by Schlinn January 7, 2019

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

schlingth

The none of which one had

His schlingth became apparent immediately

by Brot Burger May 6, 2022

schlinkuu

The sound an erect penis makes when it is hastily released from pants

Boy: I don't think you ready for this
Girl:Boy stop playin
*SCHLINKUU*
Girl: 0_0

by iykmyk May 21, 2022