rob and janine

The phrase Rob and Janine first started in the angel pub in Caerphilly named after two legendary locals….
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”

Morgan: omfg, had a mental one last night, took far too much cocaine, a pukka n 3 viagras, went home horny as fuck. Wanked off watching a Red Cross advert on tv n then shot my load all over my dads dog…..
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Rob Lucci

When you pop off and lay pipe, or when something kino happens.

"I went Rob Lucci on that mfer" or after something pog happens shout "ROB LUUUUCIIII"

by moomasn December 3, 2022

rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)

"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

by prof. frink July 11, 2006

Rob a bank

cockney ryhming slang ( rob a bank = have a wank )
( robbed a bank = had a wank )
( robbing a bank = having a wank )

Boy (on the phone to a girl ) : ryt im goin to rob a bank

girl : ok hav fun

by matthew david quick December 9, 2008

Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.

Rob Grant is a legend

by Snake March 22, 2006

rob someone blind

1. to steal, especially stealing all or most of what someone has

2. to overcharge someone

He almost robbed them blind. (example of rob someone blind)

by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2010