Quotely

–adverb
1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something quotely.

–adjective
2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a quotely record of the proceedings.

3. skilled at recording or noting down speeches, proceedings, etc., with word-for-word accuracy: a quotely stenographer.

"And you said quotely, you said..."

by Big Pun Leslie March 11, 2008

quoter

Someone who seems to be obcessed with quoting others.

Oscar Wilde was a great quoter.

Person 1 (non-quoter): "How are things going today?"

Person 2(quoter): "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." -Winston Churchill "

Person 1: "Good day to you Mr. Churchill."

by Wilde about Churchill February 21, 2011

4 Quotah Ho

A term used for a girl who will act as a slave to a creepy fat man who has a face of a rat (or any type of creepy men for that matter) and in turn gets 4 quarters for tip.

Friend 1: You's a ho!
Friend 2: I ain't no ho!
Friend 3: You right. You's a 4 Quotah Ho!

by SmexyTristixy January 13, 2009

douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

clit quota

Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)

I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?

by G-DogPounder February 24, 2012

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021