a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave September 01, 2003
When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.
Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.
Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.
Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.
by Cricket Choadster January 31, 2009
by eazyd November 30, 2003
air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??
by Ali February 21, 2003
by chatham October 06, 2003