queef 

a large package of paper

Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef.
Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.

queef by Broiker June 20, 2008

queef 

a word defining a vaginal fart.

or

a word saying that one is a stinky piece of crap and that is annoying one off.

daniel is pissing me off, he's being a lil' dam queef..

or

"your mom died!!!"
"how?"
"she queefed all the oxygen in her.."

queef by hobo da mofo May 20, 2004

queef 

pussy fart, or a dork in kinder terms

Dude... you piss me off... ok you queef?

queef by DFS February 12, 2005

Queef 

A very loose person or whore.

I heard that Lillie was a queef.

Queef by Lil'Britches September 13, 2006

Queef 

A Pussy Fart. A Gas and sound leaving the pussy of a woman or girl.

Jane relaxed and Queefed while sitting in a chair with her leggs spread open.

Queef by HIGGS May 16, 2003

queef 

Vaginal fart or a fart that comes out of the vagina

She accidentally let out a queef.

queef by cody sharp October 15, 2006

queef 

A rushing of air from the vagina, often smelling of a tuna fish cassaroll your mom used to make. Its from a big rock hard cock fucking a sloppy loose puss-hole and the air gets trapped in, then is forced out, making a fart noise

(see also, Vart, Quiff, and Pussy Fart)

Yo, dat bitch down there queefed on my dick and it smelled like the harbor over on 5th street with all the fishing boats!

queef by Eriksson September 14, 2005