poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

by WestTXLion September 4, 2009

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow

My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

pecking

The art of placing a traditional party hat in the shape of a cone on your head, so that it covers your mouth, and proceeding to strike your fellow party-goers with it.

Did you see Genesis the other night? They say only 3 people survived after that pecking incident.

by mastahp September 28, 2014

picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

by barber of seville December 15, 2012

Picking a Roach

Removing a pubic hair from from one's teeth after sex.

"Hey baby, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I was just picking a roach"

by Evan87 October 25, 2008

Pockin'

A Bahamian term that involves throwing anything of significance at anyone or anything

Bey let's play pockin'

He get pock so hard in he head well muddaflip

by Stinken362 August 22, 2018