The photo

A picture (or pictures) that your boyfriend or girlfriend shows to people when they ask for a photo to see you.

There was a tiktok trend showing "the photo" (usually a very cute/sexy one or an ugly one if the boyfriend or girlfriend is funny)

"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Yes I do"
"Can I see her?"
"Of course"
-showes the photo-

by All names are unavailable January 18, 2022

photoblog

Weblog containing regular postings of the owner's recently taken creative photographs. Cat or pet pictures don't count.

"I just posted some new fab new snaps on my photoblog."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

phert

The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.

"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.

by kevin rucker May 10, 2006

phoots

online photos of a person

Hey babe, nice phoots!

by malcolmr January 23, 2008

phornograpy

1. A selection of pornographic material played backwards, aiming to both shame the porn artists involved, mock the "sport" or "art", and ensure the ejaculation is more intense out of sheer wonder.

2. Rhymes with Midget-nappy.

" Check this out, "scream".... actaully, it't not so bad.... *fap fap fap splatter*"

Phornograpy 4 Thugs, 4 Life.

"Did you check the phornograpy I sent you? It really cleaned up near the end!"

by Arthur-the-Wise December 9, 2008

photo fobia

this is when your scared when your pictures are up in places where they shouldn't be (feds walls, or america's most wanted)

"photo fobia no kodak moments feds walls with my pictures on em, NAH, i aint even in the school yearbook dont do to much posin gotta cool killa look"- Weezy

by mick olberding January 14, 2007

phoot

a phoot is a fart that comes nonshalontely out of our dog

the princess made a little phoot

by anus August 4, 2004