phart

The noise of a cell phone ringing at an inopportune moment.

(after cell phone rings in quiet meeting)

"Alright, who pharted?"

by MC Escher July 5, 2006

Pharted

female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.

Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH

by Amadorable January 20, 2012

Perth College (PC)

After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.

David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!

by bumtownbabi November 2, 2020

pertinente

Pertinente is something that is very interesting or dumb

She is very Pertinente
That's Pertinente

by some very real person November 23, 2021

phartnocker

a really cool guy.

Man, Chris ain't no fartnocker. Chris is a phartnocker.

by Iroically, it's Chris. August 7, 2003

Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

by Jaynation December 29, 2009

phart

a pussy fart

Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003