Definitions by Jaynation

Pert 

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

Pert by Jaynation December 29, 2009

Pert Squirt 

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

Pert Squirt by jaynation December 29, 2009