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She is very Pertinente
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pertinente by some very real person November 23, 2021

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Relevant or related to

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions

pertinent by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

kaiser permanente 

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

kaiser permanente by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

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To post things that are not relevant. People named Gracie know this best

Refer to what Gracie says, Pertinent

pertinent by Krjsudhdheudh November 1, 2015