nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma October 27, 2015

pussy doing numbers

Countless sex partners

That pussy doing numbers slow down.

by Ree3 February 1, 2017

Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

by eruboner September 17, 2018

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009