netflix and chill

*Girl* wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with junk food to eat, while cuddling with you hubby and watching Romcoms.
*Guys* fucking with Netflix playing in the background
fuck cuddling sexy lazy boner sweet

Janice: Hey babe, I've had such a ruff day today. Would you wanna come over to watch Netflix and chill?
Stephen: REALLY?? Alright!!
Janice: Why do you sound so excited? You hate watching romcoms with me.
Stephen: No babe, Netflix and chill means you want to fuck.
Janice: Oh hell no! You can go jack off you jack ass. I told you I had a ruff day and all you can think about is your boner!!
Stephen: ...Wait....what???

by ClassicRomantic May 18, 2016

Netflix and Chill

Netflix and Chill is were While you are Watching Netflix with a girl... Then you start Feeling Horney . And then The girl Feels Horney . And you Slowly Start fucking each other while Netflix is playing in the Background.

When you Fuck someone while Netflix is Playing in the Background. That's Called Netflix and Chill.

by DiamondFan June 28, 2016

Netflix and Ketty

When you watch Netflix and smoke ketamine until you can't feel your legs.

Joe called up his side hoe and asked, "Do you wanna Netflix and Ketty?"

by Ketty Boi April 17, 2016

netflix and chill

Pretty much saying u wanna have sex and while playing Netflix in the background.

Steve- Hey wanna watch Netflix and chill
Molly- Yea sure ;)
Steve- I'll buy the condoms
Molly- Ok bae ;D

by I_Hate_You_Now_Leave_ November 16, 2015

Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.

hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?

by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016