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Mones

"How much mones you stacking Sam?", "Ay man, I ain't got no mones on me right now."
by RealOGthugg July 24, 2017
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mooner

someone who shows people their bare face.
mostly unexpectedly in public.
not fearing any, any consequences.
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"i met this mooner last night. she gave me the bare face. scared me to fuh-kinn death, boii"
by Krkič April 16, 2019
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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moonsault

Backflip from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring on top of an opponent, in the pro sport of wrestling. This move, along with the Haurracanrana, is beautifully done by the georgeous Lita.
Did you see the way Lita took that bitch down with the Moonsault?!?
by Katie June 13, 2004
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Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.
by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021
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Moonies

Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)

To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight

Bart: What you watching?

Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
by moonieman69 July 19, 2010
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Mones

When a woman has exhibits behaviors that are caused by a hormonal imbalance such as here pre-menstrual period. Mones is short for hormones.
My wife loses her cool this time of month. Its must be her mones acting up.
by ironminh December 16, 2011
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