Molest

When a bike shop owner touches or forces others to act out sexual fantasies with him.

I want you two kids to scream real loud at my ass.

by magichands8 January 6, 2004

Molestache

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.

"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."

by the cotck August 20, 2009

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

modestus

A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.

Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

by Grumio et Metella in cubiculum November 7, 2017

modastulation

1.(n.) the condition or degree of being modest.

2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.

1.(n.) modastulation
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"

2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."

by Ben Conway January 22, 2006

Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.

He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.

by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019