Matko

Matko is a person who gets no bitches and is extremely gay.

Matko still can't get any bitches.

by Requs March 31, 2022

Mirko

Means to operate at a slow snail pace.

He is acting the mirko

by Wanghope March 1, 2019

Mirko Ujhazi

a neo-nazi douchebag, makes himself feel better by being an asshole to other people, and thinks hes a playboy but is a secret gaygent.

Mirko Ujhazi douche bag Mirko nazi neo-nazineo nazigaygentujhazi

by TheTruthAboutMirkoUjhazi January 9, 2014

micko

Micko; also known as "Kramer the clown"
Often found at gay hangout spots such as cucumber alley.
Operates a tiny little cat excavator.
Is open about his love for cock.

Leaves work at 3:30 every day, by asking at 3:20 "is there anything else you need me to do?"

"geez mate! You love the cock as much as micko!"

by Captain arrogant August 10, 2017

mikonos

To have sex in a shower. Awwwwwwwwwrite!

see cholo

I almost pulled a Mick Vasquez tonite.

by anonymous March 14, 2005

mikko

stammer, stutter, or any slaughter of the English dictionary.
Also,
Real-life Tito from Nick's Rocket Power cartoon. Image can be found at www.cooltoons.com/newsletter/newsletter041/tito.jpg

I was so pissed off that I pulled a Mikko during my explanation. ALSO, I have enrolled in an ESL (English as a Second Language) class to correct my Mikko.

by Dirtyboy April 9, 2003

miko

loudmouth malcontent

see also morono

i wanted to use the library basement computers, but they were being occupied by a miko

by abbyyyyyy October 17, 2006