masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018

Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.

Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop

by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021

masterbanter

The act of having clever, playful, or witty remarks with yourself.

Brian and Carol often enjoyed playful banter with eachother or with friends, but even when alone they enjoyed practicing their skills to become MASTERBANTERS

by Buggy babe July 8, 2021

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022