Literal Fuck 

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

Literal Fuck by Kewk August 31, 2019

Literable 

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

Literable by AngelJean April 14, 2021

Literacy Specialist 

a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.

Q= "What happend to Mrs. X ,that terrible teacher? "

A= "She's a literacy specialist now."

Literacy Specialist by gitararvey March 22, 2010

Litually

A "play" on words.

Killer Moustache... litually.

Litually by John Station April 21, 2011

listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.

Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...

listerally by i.skim.by January 3, 2011

Litereally 

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”

“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.

Litereally by MikeInDC January 14, 2021

Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015