Study Island 

All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day

In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.

Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.

Study Island by Ben_Dover_420 September 19, 2018

FT Island 

Ft Island is a Korean boy band composed of Choi Jonghun, Lee Hongki, Choi Minhwan, Lee Jaejin and Song Seunghyun. Oh Wonbin is their former member. FT Island is the epitome of an underrated band. Their ability to sing and play instruments is a lot better than other singers and artists. However, FT Island is not really popular since Korean dance groups get more attention than bands.

FT Island is the best KPOP band!

FT Island by frustratedme February 24, 2011

Hilton Head Island 

A beach-front town that's way better than Myrtle Beach. Ask any Ohio resident and they'll tell you Hilton Head is the best summer resort town. However, Hilton Head is considered by some to be too snobby or too touristy (especially on the South end). Few people in Hilton Head speak with a Southern accent. Hilton Head's beaches are very clean and surrounded by woods and wildlife. There are also many private beaches and some great local places, like Planet Smoothie and The Diner.

There's not much else to do there besides the beach, pool, and nature areas, unless you want to do some shopping around town or in nearby Bluffton. And don't be surprised by the plantations when you visit; they're just gated communities, and many residents live in them.

"Oh, you're visiting Hilton Head? You must be from Ohio."
If you live near a private beach, you're probably on Hilton Head Island.
If you live on a plantation and it's not the 1800s, you're probably on Hilton Head Island.

Hilton Head Island by an island native March 18, 2011

South Padre Island 

Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.

Let's go get laid on South Padre Island!

South Padre Island by whatdidyouexpect October 17, 2008

Rhode Island Traffic Report 

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

Rhode Island Traffic Report by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Long Island tea bag

Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl

Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.

Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.

Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.

Long Island tea bag by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

The Lonely Island 

An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.

They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.

Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.

They are epic!!!!!!!

The Lonely Island - brilliance

The Lonely Island by Nyaherp January 5, 2011