Hapenshaw

A word used in the middle of an awkward silence to prevent the birth of a homosexual child somewhere in the world.

Bob: I'm bored.
Bill: Me too.
(crickets chirping)
Bob: Hapenshaw

by That one guy from canadia... December 12, 2009

Hanenkratt

The mixture of shart juice and semen that is left on the side of one's mouth after a night out with a vietnamese cross dresser.

You could tell Brian had a wild night because of the hanenkratt that was still on his lip.

by 6311 March 18, 2013

happenaise

Something awesome that is going on. Delicious like mayonnaise. Ex. This party is happenaise.

Ex 1. This party is happenaise. Ex2 You want me to come over there? Ain't gonna happenaise. party happening sex good times socializzing

by Dusty St. Romaine February 21, 2015

totally happening

when a person, idea, project, or event goes ahead in a fully present and positive motion to complete/ follow through with itself for the awesomeness of all. A good thing.

This party is totally happening.

by PoppyT May 31, 2012

horrible happenin'

A "girlfriend" of a certain group of lads in seventies Scotland, known as the Cherry Boys.

Surely you weren't out with the horrible happenin' last night, were you?

by scotti996 March 25, 2017

Shit happens

When something happens that is usually perceived as bad or derogatory, and a friend attempts to placate the other with a single phrase

Jerry: Hey man, im dealing with some heavy stuff right now.
Timothy: shit happens.

by Deathmonger72 October 18, 2017

ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020