guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

Point Guard

In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.

That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.

by MAZZINI May 23, 2010

Steamy Guarini

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.

Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!

by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020

Gimardiballed

1.To be beaten heavily in an activity, such as video games or sports. Another word for pwnd.

2. To make a big mistake in an activity, also such as video games or sports. Another word or phrase EPIC FAIL.

3. A combination of the two.

Origin: Give Mark The Ball. But in a slur Gimardiballed. It completely changes the meaning.

Note: this word must be yelled or shouted in a deep voice.

Dude, you just got GIMARDIBALLED!!!

haha you dropped the ball! YOU GOT GIMARDIBALLED BY THE BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude i just kicked your ass i cant believe you missed that last shot. you just got GIMARDIBALLED!!!!!

by The Asians July 28, 2009

Guaramons

Anything that is good and/or guaranteed to be good. Deriving from guarans.

Pronounced: Gare - monz

Dude 1: Are we hanging out with KD's tonight?
Dude 2: For guaramons!

by TKE Chi Chapter October 3, 2010

Guardianhican

All members of Guardian Alliance Legacy are referred to Guardianhicans

Cybernations guardian alliance members are guardianhicans, project-terra guardian members are guardianhicans

by OREOSSS May 5, 2013