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Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.
The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.
by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021
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Girthquake

Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.
you better watch out Girthquake is coming.
by itsashley June 6, 2021
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girth

How long something is in circumference, especially your penis. 4.5-5.0 inches is the average penile girth, which a woman should feel.
I had a good time pounding my gf last night with thick 4.5 inch girth penis.
by shortstring June 20, 2021
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Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.
“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”
by Thegirthgiver July 31, 2021
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girthfriends

two men in a strictly sexual relationship, MLM fuckbuddies
"Hey man are you and Ethan dating?" "Oh no, we're just girthfriends, nothin romantic"
by faergiir August 6, 2021
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Girth brooks

He has a big fat wide cock
His cock was so fat they called him girth brooks
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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Girth Control Pill

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
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