Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

by mindbrand February 21, 2023

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

smoke a fruit

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.

"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."

by Big Ol' Balls April 14, 2008

raunchy butt fruit

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.

Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)

by godlius December 28, 2008

Sewage Fruit

Magic Mushrooms.

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon

by Lord Sockington December 24, 2009

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

fruit booty

a sissy or a gay dude

That nigga is a fruit booty.

by Ashley March 7, 2003