Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

floppy wings

Wings that can flap or move easily while retaining the original form.

"A stuffed eagle plush with floppy wings!"

by gondracorn February 14, 2012