feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

fissical

a task requiring no physical energy

laying on the couch

by Sarah March 17, 2003

fess

another word for fuck - oh my fess! gets u in less trouble except when ur sister tells ur mum it's a reeealy bad word and it's now banned in ur house.

oh my fess!
where the fess is tomg/chai?

by stef! June 21, 2004

[Fission Mailure]

A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail
2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"

(Man is masturbating)Ohhh Babbyy hheerree iitt ccoommees!!! 'squirt' Whaaa????!!!! "FISSION MAILURE"

Man you real Mailed your Fission when you passed out at your wedding bro (ALL)"FISSION MAILURE!!!"

by DatOneNigga February 14, 2012

Fessin

A C-Blockization of the word Fucking.

Foot Note.
Where Fuck = Fess

Hayley: Imagine Beardy with a Mullet.
Anon: Yeah that would be "Fessin" good!

by This_Isnt_Arran April 17, 2004

frissbee

What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he

-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"

frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below

by Chrissy May 13, 2005

Fiess Sniffsabit

a strange blue elf that lives inside people's heads. often makes them do strange things they cannot explain later.

the effect of alcohol or

She's got Fiess Sniffsabit flyin up in her head to do something that stupid.

by LostDreamer August 6, 2003