Fartoon

To mentally eject a concept, responsibility, memory, or basic piece of information from your brain with zero intention of revisiting it. A deliberate, shameless act of skipping over something inconvenient, boring, or confusing. Stronger than “forget,” more intentional than “overlook,” and usually done for personal peace, chaos, or playful avoidance.

Forms:
• fartooned (past tense)
• fartooning (present participle)
• fartoonable (adj.) — capable of being mentally discarded

I saw the email about the ‘quick team update,’ immediately fartooned it

by Racycaseyyy January 28, 2026

Fartjob

When one recipient with bad gas and a large posterior hotdogs the other recipient, and farts on their penis.

Kim: "I just ate a large cheesy gordita crunch and I need to brap really bad. Do you want a fartjob?"
Kane: "I would love a fartjob, just let me finish my tweet."

by safflol2 February 18, 2025

Fartoo

Jarmule

The king is good on this fartoo kind of day.

by Cat_Lime March 28, 2025

farthorn

Someone who is insincere and full of bluster

I wouldn’t pay too much notice of her, she’s a farthorn.

by ForestLion June 12, 2025

fartbox

fartbox noun /ˈfärtˌbäks/ A generic, styleless condominium or apartment complex—typically built from the 1980s onward—that exhibits minimal architectural distinction and contributes little to the cultural or aesthetic character of its surrounding community.

Developers tore down the church to make room for more fartboxes.

by Auxpr July 16, 2025

Fartocking

The combining of the words"farting" and "docking," to describe when you fart a fart into another creature's asshole.

That's how it was born, from fartocking. It's like when you fart a fart into another fart.

by Poöhip Shïvars July 28, 2025

Fartdogging

A combination of the words "fart" and "rawdogging", fartdogging is the act of holding yourself up with your knees and elbows with your anus wide open shortly after letting out a fart, causing the gas released from the digestive tract to go back into your asshole, and then slightly pushing the gas out of your asshole enough to let it be able to go back in and doing this multiple times in a row to achieve the sensation of getting fucked in the ass, hence the etymology of the term.

fartdogging

by shake that ass niqqa September 28, 2025