Person #1: Dude, you're a total doosh.
Person #2: Actually, it's spelled 'douche'
Person #1: What a douchetacular asshole.
Person #2: Actually, it's spelled 'douche'
Person #1: What a douchetacular asshole.
by Someguywithacomputer January 18, 2010
Get the Douchetacular mug.An item one can purchase that instantly and almost unequivocally makes them into a douche-bag. Rarely if ever can a douchetag be purchased and put into use without the owner turning complete douche within minutes. Some extremely rare cases are documented but believed to be urban myths. You will know them when you see them, it is science.
Blue Tooth head sets, Ed Hardy or Affliction apparel, Hayabusa Motorcycles (usually persons first motorcycle), Camaros, Lifted trucks that don't go off-road, Lambo Door kits, membership to a tanning salon, Gaudy jewelery, and tribal tattoos are also forms of douchetags.
by Lefty McB August 31, 2010
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Once a male has ejaculated into a woman (who is on her period) the woman stands over him and lets the cum and period blood drip on his chest.
Why do you like getting the Douchie from Veronica so much, you might as well let her shit on your chest?
by Pete Pabs June 7, 2010
Get the Douchie mug.(noun) a person that uses either an m16, a n00b tube, or both in either call of duty 4, or call of duty: modern warfare 2. They often think that they are great at the game, however the only way they can manage to get any kills is by camping in a corner like a bitch.
The k/d ratio of a call of douchian will always be higher than yours, but you can take solace in the fact that they are all soul-less cunts.
The k/d ratio of a call of douchian will always be higher than yours, but you can take solace in the fact that they are all soul-less cunts.
by legit_k/d January 27, 2010
Get the Call of Douchian mug.Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.
"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."
"He has a sever case of Douchitis."
"He has a sever case of Douchitis."
by Jordan077 July 23, 2009
Get the Douchitis mug.Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.
A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."
Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.
A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."
Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.
by DURANT May 2, 2007
Get the douchetrain mug.Joe slicked back his hair, put on his biggest gold chain and his fanciest Zubas, hopped in his Escalade, cranked up some Eddie Money and headed for his favorite douchetination, Hooters.
by a lawyer but not a douche November 21, 2010
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