(noun) a person that uses either an m16, a n00b tube, or both in either call of duty 4, or call of duty: modern warfare 2. They often think that they are great at the game, however the only way they can manage to get any kills is by camping in a corner like a bitch.

The k/d ratio of a call of douchian will always be higher than yours, but you can take solace in the fact that they are all soul-less cunts.

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