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douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags
Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others
by the douche doctor December 12, 2010
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DoucheSquad!

A group or gathering of doucebags is refered to as a "DoucheSquad" same as a large number of wolves would be known as a "pack" of wolves, a group of a collective of douchebags hanging out is known as a "DoucheSquad".
sarah-"Oh my god, why is there a douchebag convention in our kitchen?"

sarah's freind- " sarah,its called a DoucheSquad! There is a DoucheSquad, in our kitchen.

sarah- Oh my bad! there appears to be a DoucheSquad in our kitchen, and they're really starting to get on my tits!!!!
by the oracle of bad taste March 16, 2011
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douchesnazzle

another variation of a douche; retard; mentally challenged being/organism
You don't care about Dobby dying?! You're such a douchesnazzle!
by Trilipinas+Quashley May 6, 2011
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douchetexter

Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.

Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business

Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.

VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.

Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
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douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery
I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught
by doucheprevention August 3, 2011
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Douchetorious

Being notorious for being a complete douche.
Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."
by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011
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Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.
"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."
by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011
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