Skip to main content

Douchebagitus

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
mugGet the Douchebagitus mug.

douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 8, 2006
mugGet the douchBaguette mug.

Atomic Douchebag

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.
by streetwhiz April 22, 2009
mugGet the Atomic Douchebag mug.

Scooby Dooby Douchebag

Someone Who Has A Resemblence To Shaggy From Scooby Doo....Skinny,Beard,Big Shirts
Person 1: Hey Look At Haley Joel Osment!
Person 2: Yeah I Know,Talk About A Scooby Dooby Douchebag
by pahe July 13, 2010
mugGet the Scooby Dooby Douchebag mug.

Douchebag

is an annoying person who is desprately seeking attention in an unsubtle, non-cool, overused, outdated, out of style, unsophisticated and dramatic way trying to empress but doesn't knows how idiotic, embarassing, annoying and ultimately uncool they appear to society, others and me! ;) hahahaha!
Soulja boy and crew are douchebags writing his name on his shades trying to be so cool along with the overly size clothes they wear! XD
by E'man December 3, 2009
mugGet the Douchebag mug.

douchebag

A person almost completely lacking in social awareness, yet thinks they are actually some sort of casanova. Usually has an extremely inflated sense of self worth, which is puzzling to others because in reality they are seen as quite irritating or pathetic. A more extreme version of a "douche" in the sense that they are more in your face about displaying their douchiness.
Wow he thinks those girls are really into him and keeps forcing awkward conversation with them when its obvious to everybody else that they think he's repulsive. He's a total douchebag
by The Gold is Here August 5, 2007
mugGet the douchebag mug.

douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis
by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
mugGet the douchebaginitis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email