Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

Dicking on

When someone is picking on you

Stop dicking on me

by adnounsplus December 16, 2016

Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!

Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow

by Your own Nan April 26, 2017

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Dirkin

When you lay a card in a game and then draw a more fitting card

Katie: “Aw damn I got a dirkin”

by Jayhey17 February 1, 2019

dicking it down

Throwing everything you got on the table; going all in as with betting but using your sexual moves to win, leaving their partner fully satisfied and wanting for Nothing more!

Sandman , you were really "dicking it down" tonight!

by 50 hues of humor April 21, 2019

Diking

The word used to describe the activity of drinking at different pubs while using a bike to travel from pub to pub

Diking is not encouraged if you are either:
1. A terrible cyclist
2. Bad at holding your liquor

Sam: Man, I'm so tired of going to the same old pub every Friday
Patrick: Well why don't we hit up multiple places this time!
Sam: and how will we do that?
Patrick: By going diking of course!

by TreeStalker September 28, 2019