dildo breath

Dildo breath?? A random insult that states that u have been sucking on dildo's all day, and u can smell it from atleast 10 feet away.

O yea, your motha was a hewa.

Can i have a tic taci, I have some serious dildo breath

by Josh Matthews (associated by dan jenkins) May 11, 2004

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dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

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dildo 3000

when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns

Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000

by cashman May 17, 2007

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Ice Dildo

Dildo made from frozen water in a penis-shaped mold. Obviously melts after some use. Stage prop for strippers.

The stripper used an ice dildo on another stripper.

by DeAthWaGer November 15, 2004

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Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

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When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

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