dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

by SKRI April 24, 2007

dildo

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

by Pianoman_NY March 31, 2005

dildo

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

no im not using "dildo" in a sentence

by manwhoenjoyslife June 2, 2018

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.

Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.

by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009