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mountain dew 

Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
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mountain dew supernova 

the second best drink ever known to man, being surpassed only by the original mountain dew, which everyone knows is gods nectar handed down to man to quench out thirst when no other beverage will do.
kevin: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!
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whut it dew 

Also the name of a group of Texas rappers headed by Austin DJ Rapid Ric. Members include Magno(aka Magnificent), Mr. Bavu Blakes, Rhyno and Chalie Boy.
That's whut it dew babeh!
whut it dew by ya daddy May 22, 2006
A sweaty female asshole comparable to swamp ass.
That girl shaking her ass in the club must have nice booty dew on it. Id like to smell that booty dew perspiring on her thong.
Booty Dew by Bugsy86dinLV July 1, 2009

Morning Dew 

The female equivalent to morning wood. When a female wakes up in the morning and her genitals are in an aroused state (moist) as if sexually excited.
Jake: (to his girlfriend) So.. this morning, just before you were awake, I decided to try fingering you in your sleep to see what would happen.

Marissa:.... Okay. (blushes) Go on..

Jake: Well... to my juicy surprise... (he says with a sly smile on his face) ...you had morning dew!

Marissa: (thinking to herself in embarrassment: I knew I shouldn't have been fantasizing about David Tennant before falling asleep last night!!)

mountain dew whore 

a man or women who exchanges sexual favors in return for mountain dew
Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"
mountain dew whore by anon4u April 15, 2012
Mt. Dew keeps me alive
Mt. Dew by Carly August 1, 2003