Cassie

a fat, dirty bitch.

shaped like an oompa loompa.

thinks shes tough but in reality shes half of everyones size and can only run her mouth.
dresses trashy, like she just rolled outta the bed.
friend stealer.
liar.
cheater.
pothead.
immature.
alcoholic.

look at that cassie, acting like she owns the place!

by karmabitch October 3, 2012

Cassie

Derived from the Turkish word kurt kedi, which when translated means "wolf-pussy." Cassie is a negative person who thinks she's really cool even though she is not. She has a bad habit of talking to guys who already have girlfriends, eventhough that guy doesn't know what she is trying to do. A Cassie likes to hang around in a large group so she can be easily camoflauged. When seen out alone a person is immediately drawn to her lazy eye and crooked Central Incisors. If you ever run into this Cassie character you should run in the opposite direction as to not catch anything.

Did you see that girls photo on facebook? She was pulling a total Cassie; you couldn't see her left eye!

SO this Cassie was trying to talk to my boyfriend! That wolf pussy gots to go!

by ocanada20 December 16, 2011

cossie

a wicked car which is sadly hidden under a shed/ford shell! fuckin noisy bastards as well!

ford=shed on wheels!
if its broken, its a ford!!

by louise August 27, 2003

Cassie

One annoying bitch who only talks about herself. Although she has great tits, her constant need for everything to be about herself makes you really bored and you WILL want her to shut up. Although you always have your back for her, she can't say the same. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that demons are chasing her. She tells fake stories about how she saved her dad from 9/11 even though you know it isn't true. She takes the fun out of everything and doesn't ask you how your day was, even if you ask her. Although in love with some jock, she cheated on him twice before and yet she still has him wrapped around her finger.

Cassie is really annoying me and won't stop being a bitch. She doesn't care.

by driphoneipadmac September 23, 2013

cassie vance

a nasty dike who like getting tag teamed by fat low life hillbillys and loves getting cracked out and eating out girls thinks shes a man she looks acts and desses like a man she cant stay off the meth she loves the coke also shes so loose its nasty she is just a nasty losse dike (eeww)

hey did can you smell that guy over there..fish thats nasty
thats not a guy thats cassie vance
oh shit thats one nasty dike
yeah i heard shes realy losse

me too
yeah

did you also hear that she loves pussy

yeah what a nasty SKANK
yeah no shit

by KCUFuoy March 6, 2010

Custied

Adj. To describe or exclaim that someone got owned, wrecked, or verbally slammed/shut down.

Custied!

Yea he's in the hospital, he got custied by that bear.

by letitride4 April 8, 2010

mechelle cassie

A vivacous flaxen haired beauty who stirs the desires and passions in every living man's burning loins. Ready to come of age on her next birthday she will finally become a woman, a woman i desire, long for, perchance may touch one day not too far away. one imagines the scent of her perfume and the softness of her skin but, alas, i have not experience the all consuming sexual lust that engulfes my balls.

mechelle is the most beautiful putain i have ever layed eyes on

by andrewsteeples September 15, 2004