Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

Robbie cranna

Someone from the smg/smgs who also is around the height of 4’11”

Robbie crannais a short cunt

by Fyndlayskinner1234567 July 14, 2022

dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.

Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.

by Bingholio October 15, 2022

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

Eoghan Mc Canny

A guy with the largest shlong ever like noone else has such big shlong as him.
Eoghan Mc Canny has a smexy brother and they flip all the time.
If your name is Eoghan Mc Canny youre a dumb but dummy thicc boy with the largest shlong the world has ever seen.
Hes also an epic gamer girl.

Eoghan Mc Canny Shlong Is Bigger Than Anyone Elses.

by Glizzy_Man November 9, 2020

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023